Being a mom is a tough job. Anyone who says that being a mom is easy because you’re just sitting at home all day is only saying that because they have zero concept of parenthood. No, you’re deep in the trenches: digging your way through dirty diapers and piles of Play-doh, fishing plastic cars out of the toilet, scrubbing Crayon artwork off the walls, attempting to make sure more food goes in your child’s mouth than on the highchair/floor/down your shirt – and you’re expected to do all of this while maintaining your sanity. Yeah, it’s a fulfilling job, but...